teh pr0n

it's what makes me tick.. kinda.

if you haven't already figured out what that folder contains, then i must say, you are an idiot, sir.

but don't get me wrong, i must be an idiot for having over 17gb of pure smut on my hard drive, right? what the hell does one do with 17gb of porn? have a month-long masturbatory-fest?

'drinks are on the table, please, feel free to bring a towel and your own lotion, mine's may cause irritation.'

and yet i continue to fill that folder.

[exasperated sigh]

maybe it has something to do with what they do. i'll probably never fulfill a third of what goes on in these things.

and that's hot.

i honestly don't want to do a fifth of what i see. i would consider it, but i wouldn't want to right off the bat, it would probably take some convincing.

i would dive into half of the activities without hesitation, because they just seem like they would be fun.

i would never, ever do a tenth of them. animals? poo? octopusses? my dear aunt sally? zomg, major fail, major fail. my dick would recede, i'm sure.. well, ask, and then i'll make sure.

and after a while.. you just get tired of watching it, because it's all practically the same. most of it is so mechanical, you wonder why they even go through the motions. when a couple who are really into sex, there's fluid transfer. i mean, a woman in the mood=wet pussy and a guy who's horny= hard dick [unless he's impotent]. in so many of these, the girl looks so dry, you swore she was a lesbian doing it for rent or something, or maybe they patted her inside and out with a towel. there's no love in it, and it's a shame. you want to see people who enjoy their work, not someone who's just going to scream 'YES, RIGHT THERE, FUCK YA! YA! OH YA!' for a half hour.

lame.

i need to get some ass, i hardly ever delved into that folder when i was getting pussy regularly..

well, not that she allowed it, really :/