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What is up with the double standards? Man, can someone, ANYONE, explain it to me. PHUNG, yes, PHUNG, tell me because you're the apparent-all-knowing-all-advice-giving person who is the Asian-female version of Hitch. By her word, she can hook any male, disfigured and all, hook them up with some hottie. She guarantees this, if I remember correctly, something along the lines of, 'Hieu, even with your ugly mug, I can get you a bona fide super model.' I began to interject that my mug is hotter than hot fudge straight from the Hershey machine, but she was having none of it. 'It's eeeeeeeeeasy Hieu, you just gotta listen to me.'

Oh dear lord. I just have to listen to you? How could this possibly be easy?

But! Before I embark on this journey to becoming a more fitting boyfriend for the ladies, I have to get some things off my chest [it's not over yet, Phung xp].

Why is trying too hard a bad thing? And why is it a turn off? What social phenomenon has turned what's undoubtedly something good into something deemed so unattractive? What makes it that women prefer a guy who is so nonchalant?

'I don't care, therefore I bang the bitches left and right.'

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this scrambles my brain so hard it makes we want to go live in the woods and hunt squirrels and lick lichen off of rocks. What, are women afraid that the guy who will put forth effort will make them happy? Afraid of happiness and a sense of being wanted? What is it? Please explain, I'm a little behind the STUPID-SOCIAL-CURVE here, therefore making me= very fucking dense.

What I do understand; a guy trying so impeccably hard that he has to be some sort of obsessive-psycho, and any relations with said obsessive psycho will end in an untimely death and/or missing limbs. Just tell me why some bloke who genuinely likes someone and enjoys their company, who's willing to put on an effort to show they care, gets no love. effort=no punanny.

Next point in line.. my unwillingness to fight for a relationship.

So, women hate a guy who shows they care, but hate it when they don't fight for said womens love.

Is that not contradictory? Who the hell made these rules that conflict so much? You know who I am, you apparently figured me out, and so you know I'm very much a person of heavy IDEALS. Ideals, morals, blah blah blah and that good stuff. But then you'd know I also believe that human nature in itself is oft UNPREDICTABLE and NONSENSICAL. Because my ideals tell me that no woman is worth the anguish and the fight.. doesn't mean I mean it. :P

Jealousy is a nasty thing, emotions, man, they make us do some ugly shit we never thought we were capable of. So I say if my significant other falls for someone else, so be it, it was never meant to be, let her go and I'll find another. Funny, things are very easy to say, but to act out and live the situation, who knows what would actually unfold. Hieu might just have to slap a bitch to make her come to her senses.. of course, I'd never do such a thing, but in a world where a retard becomes president and I find a way to get pussy, anything is possible.

I guess that last point wasn't really a question, but a statement. So answer the first one, and I'll come up with lots more, Ms. Hitch.

[this subject has caused me to get shitty until i passed out]

hurry! get the sharpie and draws penises on his face and stuff!