your lunch, sir, is on fire

should've seen the flame on this thing when i fetched it. you can see a lil hint left, but when i heroically pulled this burning dish from my toaster oven, the flames must've been like 10ft high. no kidding.

my mom and dad don't realize what i just did today. i saved their precious house from disintegrating into itty bitty ashes. they argue, 'it was your lunch you left unattended..' followed by head shakes and groans that indicate, 'we've raised an absolute moron. a grade-a reject who would make a special-needs home look like a fountain of knowledge. lord, where did we do oh so wrong?'

but i'm oblivious to it, for today, i am victorious. today, i stand taller, prouder, and slightly more arrogant. i saved a household from certain doom, and cast a light of profound clarity upon a dainty damsel so bright, she will forever be deafened by the mere sounds echoing any likeness to hieu. and it's damn arrogant to say such a thing to someone you knew only 4 months, but seems like much, much longer.

whether it's a good thing or bad thing.. i dunno, remains to be seen, but the burden of my heart was freed. FREED DAMNIT, freed like the wallowing doves being released from the clutches of a magicians hat, freed like the thrashing waters violently smashing upon the levies in new orleans, just fucking freed. and the entire time, i was the one holding myself captive :D

SO IT'S TIME, time to stop proclaiming myself the next coming of [insert something/someone great here] and show it.