why..

..did i know this was going to come in handy?

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i was playing some football tonight. for some reason, every time a bunch of guys get together, the testosterone starts going, and better judgment is nowhere in sight.

anyway, i have smile on my face a lot. tonight during football happened to be no different.

and this guy has the nerve to ask, 'why are you smiling?'

muthafucka, let me ask you, why aren't you smiling?

people seem to have a permanent scowl on their face here in philly. it's probably true at most places, and for some people, it's understood; they're put under extenuating circumstances that get the better of their emotions, and hence, aren't anywhere near a state of glee.

but what the fuck is everyone else's excuse?